HALE: you are perhaps the healthiest and hardiest person alive. Your physical form is a Frank Frazetta painting come to life. You have never fallen ill, your metabolism is godlike, and athletic feats are trivial for you. You are also as dumb as a bag of hair, but in an endearing kind of way. When you succeed on a melee attack, if you rolled 10+, add an additional +1D6 DAMAGE.